"Ron DeSanctimonious had a bad start to his Sunday morning as his own pollster released a brutal new poll right before he went on Fake News CNN.  President Trump’s dominating lead has now grown to 40 points over DeSanctus. For Ron, with friends like that, who needs enemies?

Whoever Photoshopped this image should be ashamed of themselves. We don’t condone editing a photo of Ron with pleather thigh-high boots. Do not send this picture around.

Only 35 people showed up to Ron and Kim Reynolds’ sad event yesterday in Iowa, reminding voters ever an endorsement from their sitting giver simply doesn’t move the needle."