At an event in Iowa, Ron DeSanctimonious was acting strange and uninspired as he whined about the frustration of building shoddy Chinese made toys during Christmas. Channeling his inner elf, along with his curly boots to match, Ron should consider buying American products instead this holiday season. Maybe someone should gift him the LEGO set of the White House, because it’ll be the closest thing he’ll come to 1600 Pennsylvania.

 

Always Backs Down continues to live up to its moniker by backing down at every turn possible. The DeSanctus super PAC cancelled all of its television ad reservations in Iowa and New Hampshire amid mass firings and layoffs that have sent Team Tiny into a freefall. With friends like that, who needs enemies?