"The DeSantis War Room thought they could wage war against us. They ended up being on a kamikaze mission to tank the candidacy of Ron DeSanctimonious. A new report details how the DeSanctus hype train has crashed and burned never seen before in politics. 

The only person to blame for this unmitigated disaster falls on one person—Ron. He empowered political school children, who were more interested in posting on X and boosting their own social media profiles, to run his campaign. This is what happens when you surround yourself with grifters and those who don’t believe in the cause.  

This was a fight they started. Now we’re going to finish it and there’s nothing they can do to stop the inevitable.

In one of the more bizarre and inexplicable decisions on the campaign trail, DeSanctus has now decided to hold events with Never Trumper Chris Sununu this weekend. He knows MAGA will never vote for him, so he’s desperately searching for votes elsewhere, even if it means associating himself with enemies of the America First movement. 

Don’t worry, Ron. The end is near and you can go back to your life full of pudding cups and stuffing your suit pockets with cold, stale chicken tenders."