KISS OF DEATH: Ron DeSantis’s Sugar Daddy Drama

November 21, 2023

"Ron DeSanctimonious’ world has turned upside down as his original sugar daddy Jeff Roe almost got into a physical fight with an Always Back Down board member, according to NBC News.
 
‘You have a stick up your ass, Scott,’ Roe fumed at [Scott] Wagner, who is a member of the Never Back Down board.
 
‘Why don’t you come over here and get it?’ Wagner responded, rising from his chair. He was quickly restrained by two fellow board members.
 
With all this talk about Roe fetching objects out of people’s asses, his ascent in DeSanctus World has come to a screeching halt. No longer the wonder boy who would take Ron to new heights, he’s become as stale as wonder bread and thrown out with the trash.
 
If all that drama wasn’t bad enough for Ron, new poll numbers from Morning Consult show President Trump whooping Ron by 53 points. If DeSanctus thinks paying for small time endorsements can save his campaign, he isn’t just stupid, he’s braindead."
 

— Steven Cheung, Trump spokesperson

 

Things are going from bad to downright ugly in DeSantistan. According to a new NBC News report, things got physical in a recent altercation between Always Back Down grifter-boss Jeff "Kiss of Death" Roe and DeSanctus confidant Scott Wagner.

 

In the latest Morning Consult poll, DeSanctus trails President Trump by 53 points, with Ron garnering a lowly 13% support nationally.

 

A separate poll from Harvard/Harris shows Ron sinking to the single digits nationally, trailing President Trump by 58 points. In the survey, President Trump hits near 70% support among Republicans, while Ron lost support since the last survey to only 9% support.

 

In between the catfights, the DeSanctimonians have realized that they have no chance of catching President Trump. They've now opened fire on Nikki "Birdbrain" Haley, who has passed Ron in several polls for the title of "First Place Loser."

 

The DeSantasy is coming to a cold and bitter end, whether Ron accepts it or not.

 

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