ICYMI: Nikki “Birdbrain” Haley Launches New Ad Attacking “Desperate DeSantis”

November 01, 2023

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When two candidates decide to fight each other for distant second place, there are bound to be brutal attack ads from each side. After multiple polls showed Ron DeSanctimonious losing to Nikki “Birdbrain” Haley, DeSanctus directed his aim towards the former South Carolina governor in order to claw his way back for a consolation prize. But what he didn’t expect was for Birdbrain to take a flamethrower to his face in retaliation, highlighting all of DeSanctus’ embarrassing moments on the campaign trail.