KISS OF DEATH: #BOOTGATE
October 31, 2023
"A scathing new article from POLITICO about Ron DeSanctimonious’ high-heeled shoes comes on the heels of an embarrassing interview on the Patrick Bet-David show that led to #bootgate trending on X.
When asked directly about why his boots look like stilts, DeSanctus offered up the implausible explanation that he just wears off-the-rack Lucchese boots, doing major brand damage to a great American footwear company. If there are any enterprising journalists willing to contact the Lucchese press team for their thoughts on DeSanctus, they are reachable here.
In another moment of insanity, Ron offered up the laughable claim that he’s 5’11. Instead of telling the truth and just being comfortable in his own skin, he resorts to borderline psychotic behavior by lying to the American people. Is that what this country wants in a President?
Soon enough, Ron is going to wish for more pudding and in-flight biohazard stories instead of having to deal with his shoes that are more appropriate for America’s Next Top Model than the campaign trail."
— Steven Cheung, Trump spokesperson
This Halloween, Ron DeSanctimonious and team woke up to the horrific sight of seeing themselves getting dunked on all over social media for Ron’s bizarre choice in footwear.
It all started on yesterday’s episode of the Patrick Bet-David Podcast, where a poll showed just how out of touch Ron is with the audience. When asked their pick for the Republican primary election, viewers made it extremely clear that they want President Trump over Ron DeSanctimonious.
On the same podcast, DeSanctus was asked about his boots and if they have lifts built into them. Ron insisted they are “just standard, off-the-rack Lucchese boots,” and that he is 5'11 – yeah, right. When offered a pair of Ferragamo shoes, DeSanctimonious awkwardly denied the gift.
After the episode aired, Politico launched an investigation, speaking to three expert shoemakers to investigate Ron’s high-heel obsession. Zephan Parker, the bespoke bootmaker behind Houston’s popular Parker Boot Company said, “The boots are bigger than intended, probably to accommodate his lifts.”
This sparked a #bootgate frenzy on social media with the Post Millennial reporting that it was trending this morning on X with thousands of posts regarding Ron's heels.
The DeSimps melted down in defense of DeSanctimonious proving once again that they’re nothing more than DeSanctus bootlickers (literally).
Maybe instead of focusing on lifting his height, he should focus on lifting his poll numbers.