KISS OF DEATH COUNTDOWN: 17 Days Left
October 07, 2023
"Ron DeSanctimonious' penchant for the finer things in life has come back to bite him. A new report reveals DeSanctus took two private planes for his around-the-world excursion in April in order to bolster his international profile before announcing his campaign and introduced the world to 'Bobblehead Ron.'
That flair for the high life is nothing new and has carried over to his campaign as he continues to waste his donors' money.
Now his campaign is dead broke and struggling just to survive month-to-month.
If you don't have any money, Ron, take your broke self home!"
—Steven Cheung, Trump spokesperson
On August 24, 2023, Always Back Down consultant Jeff Roe gave Ron DeSanctimonious 60 days to "beat Trump."
In the past several months, Ron has spent millions of dollars in luxury private jet travel, leaving many surmising that Ron's high-heeled boots can't pass through TSA.
A new report from POLITICO shows DeSanctus spent more than $1.5 million on private jet travel for his around-the-world trip earlier this year, only to be remembered for one special moment.
While Ron has fallen like an injured bird in virtually every poll, the DeSanctimonians are busy responding to a new scathing story... about Ron's fancy go-go boots.
After all, if Ron is willing to lie to voters about his hidden heels, he is certainly willing to lie to voters about his past comments calling to raise the retirement age for Social Security, calls to cut Medicare, and proposed 23% national sales tax.
In 17 days, when his campaign nightmare subsides, maybe Ron will finally explore his true passion for men's fashion as a haberdasher or a cobbler.