October 20, 2023

"There are only four days left before Jeff Roe’s imposed deadline ends, and there’s no indication that Ron DeSanctimonious is up to the task of ‘turning it around.’ 


In fact, he’s slipped even further in the polls and with donors, proving everything he’s done has been one misstep after another. 


In a clear sign of desperation from DeSanctus and his campaign, they have now resorted to attacking Nikki ‘Birdbrain’ Haley because she had overtaken him for first place loser in polls. At this point, it’s like two pigs rolling around the mud knowing they’ll be led to the political slaughterhouse in the end."


—Steven Cheung, Trump spokesperson


On August 24, 2023, Always Back Down consultant Jeff Roe gave Ron DeSanctimonious 60 days to "beat Trump."


Ron has clearly taken his eye off the ball completely... giving up hope of catching President Trump but instead duking it out with Nikki "Birdbrain" Haley for the title of "First Place Loser."



While the DeSanctimonians have been constantly seething in an effort to convince anyone who would listen that DeSanctus's campaign is still alive, they have now changed course. They are in an all-out war with Birdbrain for the very distant second place slot.


With only four days left before Jeff Roe throws the towel in on Ron's candidacy, this is how the DeSanctimonians are spending their time.


In a bizzare move, DeSanctus has now decided to off-load the costs of his luxurious private flights to Roe's Always Back Down—a clear indication that no matter if Ron's campaign is flat broke, he will not be caught dead flying commercial.


Out of touch, out of money, and out of options, DeSanctimonians everywhere are coming to terms with the impending doom.



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