October 23, 2023

"Today, Ron DeSanctimonious is making his way to Massachusetts because he needs to beg donors for money since he’s dead broke, probably because his campaign is fully funding his extravagant and lavish lifestyle of private jets and endless pudding cups.


The last time we checked, Massachusetts isn’t Iowa, where DeSanctus and Always Back Down said would be their focus.


But it doesn’t seem like Team DeSanctus is too worried about their candidate slipping to third place under Nikki ‘Birdbrain’ Haley. They were taking in the sights and sounds of NASCAR this weekend without a care in the world as their candidate continues to die a slow and agonizing political death. It’s almost like they’re resigned to the fact there’s no path for DeSanctus or they simply don’t care anymore.


When called out for ditching DeSanctus and not being in Iowa where she should be, Christina Pooshaw began rage-tweeting throughout the afternoon and into the evening. Trump War Room is glad to have made her special day so memorable.

There's only one day left before Jeff Roe's deadline for Ron to 'beat Trump' ends. Stay tuned for tomorrow's KOD!"

—Steven Cheung, Trump spokesperson


On August 24, 2023, Always Back Down consultant Jeff Roe gave Ron DeSanctimonious 60 days to "beat Trump."


59 days later, Ron DeSanctus has humiliated himself before the world. He's never been lower in the polls, his campaign is running on fumes teetering on the verge of bankruptcy, and his staffers are engaging in a psychotic cope-and-seethe meltdown the likes of which have never seen before. 


On the day DeSanctus announced, he trailed President Trump by 33 points with 21% support. Today—millions of dollars later, Ron trails President Trump by 47 points with an embarrassing 12% support.



In April, Ron's "massive war chest" was all the buzz, now DeSantus' campaign is flat broke. Like "the third of his staff he forced to move to Iowa better find their own ride home" broke.


The DeSimps will obfuscate and attempt to spin until they're blue in the face but the reality is that the Never Trump RINO donor tap has run dry. Nearly everyone who would give to Ron DeSanctus at this point can't give again.


It's only a matter of time before the DeSanctimonians are turning their twitter pages to private and mass deleting any trace of their involvement with what will be remembered as the greatest humiliation and self-destruction in the history of American politics (in record time, I might add). But remember, the internet lives forever.


As the clock strikes midnight, all eyes will be on Jeff "Kiss of Death" Roe. He's lived up to his reputation and now that DeSanctus has the political chances of Liz Cheney or Beautiful Hillary, what will he do? 


Thanks for playing, Ronald. It's been fun.



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